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Archers Geek Code
Archers Geek Code
There exists in another world such a thing as the geek code which covers all things computing and geek-like.
(Not so) recent posts to
UMRA, sparked off by
have uncovered a potential parallel, and so with much
trepidation I have expanded on those which we have already seen.
Obviously, any potential additions are most welcome, I'll keep track of UMRAn
mail. (Recent UMRA suggestions)
Other suggestions that have yet to be included are cricket, church-going and politics .... suggestions
for those codes welcome!
Wierdly, this page is listed on
My code would be something like:
'72/12 M B(+) G- A++ L I+ S+(+) P++ CH0
(Traditional variables are perfectly acceptable, the more common are
S+(+) means that you're normally S+ but occasionally S++
I>+ means you're currently I but hanker after more
B++$ means that you are B++ for a living
?S means that you have no clue what the S category means for you
!L means that you'd rather not say
P@ would mean a certain level of fluidity, generally P but open to change
Birth Year/Age of start of Archers devotion
(There has been discussion on this, it was original Birth Year/Age/Years of listening, but this method would need continual revision lest it fall out of date.)
I am Robin Fairbairns
I have a beard capable of sustaining independent life (but doesn't :-)
I have elegantly maintained, deliberate growth
Not usually, not now
I have a moustache
No facial growth
I have glasses more powerful than the Hubble space telescope
I am as blind as a bat with the specs
G+ or G8
I wear glasses
I occasionally wear glasses
I wear contacts
I have my own ivory tower
The "real" world brings you out in a rash
I post from a .ac.uk address
I was in university, but not now
Never been to university
I can recite the Dewey decimal system
I am a practising Librarian
I'm an occasional librarian
I've visit libraries and borrow books
I know where my nearest library is
I am a blood relative of Thomas J Watson
I am a current employee
I've worked for Big Blue, but am currently in remission
I've used an IBM machine
I'm not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the Blue party
Southampton (and Hampshire)
I am the Hampshire Hog
I live in the Southampton/Winchester area
I have lived in the S/W area
I've never lived in the S/W area
I've been to Bournemouth on holiday
I am Harriet Williams
Simon is a poor misguided individual, finding true love for the first time in the canonised arms and is the victim as much of bad scripting as malicious character.
I like Simon
Caroline's right, he's not to be trusted
I blame him for Guy's death and he should be sent to Leamington Crown Court to be tried for gun-running
(John Gilliver and *Chloë Wallace)
always has some on the person or *"would choose chocolate over a night of
passion with (insert name of sex god(ess) of your choice)"
rarely does 24 hours pass ...
can take it or leave it
don't like it, but tolerate it as an ingredient
can't stand it
allergic or similar
A preference for plain chocolate
Level of Devotion
It's been pointed out that repeated the letter A, so where it was A it's now Ar)
I am Norman Painting
Don't ring me up between 7.05 and 7.20
I listen to the omniloquent edition
I know someone who listens
Is that *still* on?
Television is the work of the Devil
I only watch Top of the Pops/Coronation St/Cricket/etc
See some most days
I can name the cast of Top of the Pops/Coronation St/Cricket/etc
I follow the stars around.
(Steve Riddle) The "H" stand for "Howway" .....
I am Paul Gascoigne
I was born in St Marys Hospital (or RVI? showing my ignorance now) and can recite Blaydon Races after 15 pints of Broon
I live/have lived near the Tyne
I saw Our Friends in the North/When the Boat Comes In a couple of times
It must get terribly cold north of Watford
Q+++ I am Francis Rossi/Rick Parfitt/I wrote "Caroline"
Q++ I listen, but don't actually dance to them anymore
(except at office Christmas parties, of course).
Q+ Oh yeah, Live Aid....good wannit?
Q Used to like them...they're never still going are they?
Q- Was it 107 chart songs, or the same song 107 times?
Q-- Saw them recently....in an old folks home...rocking all over
Q--- Neil Diamond is too exciting/noisy for me.
Sh+++++ (Modesty forbids)
Sh++++ (There are no known members of this category.)
Sh+++ I am Mrs Sheep.
Sh++ I am very fond of/interested in sheep.
Sh+ I like sheep.
Sh0 I don't think about sheep from one day to the next.
Sh? What is a sheep?
Sh- I don't like sheep.
Sh-- I hate sheep.
(Currently no known members, previous members done away with by an
Sh* I am a sheep breeder.
Sh/ I am a sheepdog.
Sh= I am a sheep.
ShL I speak the sheep language.
Sh.. I use sheep manure on my garden.
Shzz I only think about sheep when I go to bed.
Shocker I am an Australian sheep farmer.
Sh! Be quiet!
Sh?? I am a sheep information technologist
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